Today, they say it's the coldest day in the past 27 years, as I've been alive(barely) for the same amount of time, that's the coldest I have ever felt.
It was -11,5 this morning and -9,5 tonight, I know that for the Canadians/Dakotians and other people out of the movie Fargo, this might seem like nothing but we're wops around here, even though we're so close to France we might as well be talking all faggy and educated.
Now I'm going to share a photo of my command center (CC), this is from where I lead most of my operations, like once in a while sending job applications and watching videos on youtube.
Interesting, isn't it? I don't usually discuss operational matters with civilians, but I guess you're just of the lucky who got to see where the shit is really going down
I'm also going to share the epic snack I had a while before, it draws from the triple-stack philosophy, which as you probably knows originated with the Big Mac.
Now you can say whatever you want about McDonald's but they were creative, at least at first, with their products, nobody before had thought of using not two, but three slices of bread to make a sandwich. Now that's R&D if you know what I mean. Like proper creative like.
One slice of bread, fried egg with cheese, then another slice of bread, melted cheese, smoked bacon and jalapeno peppers, plus more melted cheese.
Now that's a fucking snack.
More detailed photos so you can admire it in all of its glory, I obviously ended up dousing the lot with Encona and green Tabasco, the type of Tabasco sauce with jalapeno peppers they only have in the US.
So for me tonight it's going to be a few more of these...
And then maybe more of this:
Tomorrow I'm not gonna remember shit, obviously my arse is going to burn because of all the hot sauce I put on my food tonight, hey at least it's not for the same reason as Stu in the film.
Always look at the positives my friends and keep on going, life is too short and unpredictable to be sad all the time, so take some more of whatever makes you feel nice, have another beer, deep fry some more sausages wrapped in bacon and LIVE IT UP!
That's what the Monello way is all about, and with this I leave you, unless I die of respiratory failure I'll be back with more shit tomorrow or next week or whenever I can be bothered updating this.
Later
