As you probably know I am the self-proclaimed guardian of this valley. I have been keeping it clear of hippies and other intruders on my own for several years now.
There are emerging new threats on the horizon though and I don't think I can manage this war all alone anymore. I have now summoned an assistant, somebody who can put ice in my drinks, while I supervise this place.
I shall introduce you to Ranzord, my new henchman, my new second in command.
He was brought here by an inter-dimensional vortex created by the Obama Presidency, he has been involved in the Kaslan Wars of 2235BC when the communist Valkans were cast into the iced world of Ervathon.
Together we will be scouting these parts to see if any immoral activity is going on. We know it is as we have witnessed it today with our very own eyes, things we wish could unsee.
These degenerates with no sense of shame performed acts of sodomy publically, with no restraints and even less regard for common decency.
They even tried to involve my dear assistant and get him to join in their debauchery, luckily Ranzord is Robot of the highest moral fortitude and successfully resisted their attempts.
Ranzord after a fierce struggle manage to liberate that alcohol container from the evil degenerates, so that its contents could be consumed by us, men with no fear and no vices.
We battled hard for hours to try and get the shameful robots to stop their behaviour, but they fled from hide-out to hide-out.
Leading the chase to dangerous places, but Ranzord kept on their tails with the tracking skills he learned while tracking down VCs on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in the jungles of Southeast Asia, back when he was still in USMC, before his drinking and taste for underage prostitutes became an issue with the chain of command and he was discharged.
Ranzord, however, managed to cast a protective spell, thanks to ancient arts he a Nepalese monk had taught him, with the help of ancient magic silk prayer sheets, the area was finally protected and the mis-behaving robots cast away forever.
As you see the prayer sheets form a protective defensive line connecting the trees with each other, no dark energy can pass through this.
After good prevailed over evil, we could enjoy the show of two of our most notable residents enjoying some intimate time in the snow.
Here is Rei Ayanami of Neon Genesis Evangelion on her knees apparently doing something to Optimus Prime
The action here gets hotter and hotter, the sharpest among the viewers probably already understand that Rei's intention is to capture Optimus' Bukkake Romance Explosion in that cup she is holding, or otherwise it'll go in her eyes.
CLIMAX:
There are emerging new threats on the horizon though and I don't think I can manage this war all alone anymore. I have now summoned an assistant, somebody who can put ice in my drinks, while I supervise this place.
I shall introduce you to Ranzord, my new henchman, my new second in command.
He was brought here by an inter-dimensional vortex created by the Obama Presidency, he has been involved in the Kaslan Wars of 2235BC when the communist Valkans were cast into the iced world of Ervathon.
Together we will be scouting these parts to see if any immoral activity is going on. We know it is as we have witnessed it today with our very own eyes, things we wish could unsee.
These degenerates with no sense of shame performed acts of sodomy publically, with no restraints and even less regard for common decency.
They even tried to involve my dear assistant and get him to join in their debauchery, luckily Ranzord is Robot of the highest moral fortitude and successfully resisted their attempts.
Ranzord after a fierce struggle manage to liberate that alcohol container from the evil degenerates, so that its contents could be consumed by us, men with no fear and no vices.
We battled hard for hours to try and get the shameful robots to stop their behaviour, but they fled from hide-out to hide-out.
Leading the chase to dangerous places, but Ranzord kept on their tails with the tracking skills he learned while tracking down VCs on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in the jungles of Southeast Asia, back when he was still in USMC, before his drinking and taste for underage prostitutes became an issue with the chain of command and he was discharged.
Ranzord, however, managed to cast a protective spell, thanks to ancient arts he a Nepalese monk had taught him, with the help of ancient magic silk prayer sheets, the area was finally protected and the mis-behaving robots cast away forever.
As you see the prayer sheets form a protective defensive line connecting the trees with each other, no dark energy can pass through this.After good prevailed over evil, we could enjoy the show of two of our most notable residents enjoying some intimate time in the snow.
Here is Rei Ayanami of Neon Genesis Evangelion on her knees apparently doing something to Optimus Prime
The action here gets hotter and hotter, the sharpest among the viewers probably already understand that Rei's intention is to capture Optimus' Bukkake Romance Explosion in that cup she is holding, or otherwise it'll go in her eyes.
CLIMAX:
