So yesterday afternoon while were both struggling to look busy at the office, my coworker Lorenzo had the brilliant idea of making a challenge, a cooking challenge.
Now that might sound a little queer to some of the US-based readers, but this is Italy, and that's how we roll, goddamit. Also this wasn't just any cooking challenge, this was a quest to see of could produce the greasiest yet more palatable dish. We weren't simply trying to make yet another cheap-pathetic parody of Epic Meal Time. If we had wanted to that we could have just made diapers out of bacon and rolled up them around a little statue of baby Jesus.
The video of the priests and clergy licking the bacon off the poor child's ass would have gotten us millions of hits on Youtube and right now we could be internet millioners, pimping it out with star wars kid and that retard who cried about Britney.
The objective was something that would make you question whether the food was real not, of just delusion, like when you sleeep and you dreams are so vivid, you're pouring Tabsco on Jessica Alba's outer lipa, cause you thought was beef carpaccio( If you don't know what is, then man you're hopeless and you''ll spend the rest of your life wishing you were me)
Now no more time wasting on this writing shit and let's get to the action:
The two things I made for the challenge, were:
Monello Style Chicken Wings
and the other was
Ass Tender Deep Fried Chicken
Both contain propietary sauces combos and cooking techniques, you if you copy them you're ass
In the page you'll more details about both dishes. Peaceout
